"Let me get this straight," she said. "You trust me enough to marry me, but not enough to show me your secret fishing spots?"
"How it is," I said.
She responded by purposely knocking off one of my big spring chinooks with the net (She swears it was an accident. Yeah right.). Of course, we broke up over it. It was a nice fish that by all rights should have been in the box.
Now we are back together, and using her mermaid magic, she has my secret spots. Or thinks she does. I didn't tell her I learned from a Joseph Campbell video how Navajo US Army scout and storyteller Jeff King left out an essential piece of the story until the initiate was ready.